Me: Pat, do you realize how busy Saturday is going to be? Soccer until 12:30, then grab lunch quick, change, and off to the baptism at 2:30(of D's friend and I have to lead the music), and then the Chili Cook-off? (that Pat via E.Q. has been in charge of the last three years.)
Pat: Yep, with our warm chili. (I can hear him smiling.)
Me: We are not making chili. (He asks me to make chili every year, and every year there are about 10 chilis too many.) Besides, I'm already making bread for the entire ward.
Pat: And chili.
Me: If you can find a way to make chili over my dead body, go ahead.