Sunday, April 24, 2016

Conversations from the past week

Evan: I hate it when you're eating and then there's something hard in your food, and you pull it out and it's your tooth.
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Charlie: Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
Pat: What Charlie?
Charlie: Leia tooked over there and I want it back!
Pat: Leia took what?
Charlie: over there
Pat: Leia took over there?
Charlie: Yes
Pat: She took what over there?
Charlie: She took over there and I want it back!
Pat (after thinking for several long seconds): She took your side of the bed and you want it back?
Charlie: Yes
(Leia and Charlie share a queen size bed for now)
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Charlie on being told that since he took a tortilla from the package he had to eat it:
"Can't!  Too spicy!"
(That's his new excuse for not eating any food he doesn't want to right now, it's too spicy, he tries it on anything, even plain tortillas)
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At the thrift store with Leia,
Me: I would really like to go to a store and NOT have you ask for everything."
Leia: "Well, we can go to Walmart after this."
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Dallas trying to convince me that I should let them watch a show:
Me: No, it takes away your brain power and creativity.  Go outside!
Dallas: We are going to be so creative some day that you'll be wishing you'd let us watch TV.
Me: Think so?
Dallas: Yeah, we'll be selling all kinds of stuff... dehydrated water... and you'll be saying (in his sad old lady voice), "Oh, if only I'd let them watch more shows!"
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Regarding me trying vegan recipes and boiling a lot of rood vegetables to use in recipes: Dallas says, "Why are you boiling that carrot to death?" Me: To make a "hot dog". Dallas: You keep punishing all these fruits and veggies. It's like the pot of death.

2 comments:

Steph said...

Well, at least the cookie wasn't at Wahoo's wasn't too spicy!

Karisa said...

Nothing with sugar in it is too spicy. Yep.